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[Nov. 27th, 2009|02:40 pm] |
IN THE EARLY-TO-MID '00S, A GROUP OF INCREDIBLY FAT CHILDREN WITH MOSTLY DEAD FATHERS, MOSTLY GAY ORIENTATIONS, AND SERIOUS INTERNET ADDICTIONS CAME TOGETHER IN MERCER COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA. HELL-BENT ON GAINING WEIGHT, NIGHTLY TRIPS TO THE 24-HOUR WAL-MART, BEING OFFENSIVE, AND REPULSING EVERYONE WHO SAW/HEARD US, WE CREATED A UNIVERSE OF GRANDMA CLOTHING, WAL-MART KARAOKE APPEARANCES, EATING PARTIES, AND IMPROVISED ATONAL SHITHEAD WINDOWS SOUND RECORDER MUSIC. THERE WAS PLASTIC PARCHEESI, STARRING NAOMI AND BJ, WHO SANG SONGS ABOUT ABORTION, FOOD, AND SEX THAT THEY HADN'T HAD YET- THERE WAS BRITNEY SPEARS AND THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKES, STARRING LAURA AND BJ, WHO SANG SONGS ABOUT ABORTION, CELEBRITIES, VIDEO GAMES, AND THE THIRD REICH. TOGETHER THEY FORMED EVERYONE IN MERCER COUNTY'S FAVORITE UNLISTENABLE IMPROVISED GAY SHITSTORM GRINDCORE JUNK ROCK SUPERGROUP. THESE SONGS AND PICTURES HAVE RECENTLY BEEN EXCAVATED FROM SEVERAL CIGARETTE-SMOKE-DAMAGED WINDOWS 98-ASS HARD DRIVES AND ARE NOW READY FOR YOUR CONSUMPTION AS AN IMPORTANT ARTIFACT OF THE EARLY-TO-MID '00S FAT GAY RURAL ZEITGEIST. PLEASE LISTEN WITH CARE. |
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| TO ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WHO JUST CAN'T TELL / I'M A PISCES BUT I'D RATHER BE A KILLER WHALE |
[Nov. 3rd, 2009|05:06 am] |
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Good morning LiveJournal
IT'S CERTAINLY BEEN A WHILE ! ! ! ! since i made a post that wasn't just some locked extended death threat to the male species and/or one of its members, anyway,,,GEEZ.. ! I guess I'll just tell u guys my LIFE PLANS AND CIRCUMSTANCES AND WHATEVER.
+I AM IN MY last STUPID DUMB SEMESTER OF SCHOOL EVER!!! so over it. i have been anxiety tunneling my way thru this semester fucking up everything in my path but i will pass the same way i always do pass but i should really try to get a xanax prescription before i can't get free psychiatry anymore cuz miss lady right here could use it. like i mean in the real intended way.
+i think i'm going to go home to Wal-Mart country for a month after i graduate while i wait for my new work visa to get approved or whatever the fuck i have to do, because i miss my family and even though a month at home will probably make me a bit Wacky it's like i need to REMIND MYSELF REPEATEDLY
+i want to move somewhere?? like within a year or two i guess? i don't have my shit together enough for new york yet and i'm kind of thinking philadelphia even though i know basically nothing about it?????????? ?life's a mystery?
here are some things i have realized over the past year!!!
+i'm pretty "over" non-weed non-beer drugs not that i was ever "under" them in the first place but it's just kind of whatever. too many ppl go too much crazy with them and I AM ABOUT TO BE A FOR REAL ADULT
+I WANT A BABY when i'm like 34
+THAT'S ALL FOR NOW MAYBE if i start actually posting in here more i'll have something "better" for u guys sorry.
don't get it twisted, Miss Lady Swamp Pussy is still alive n well (AND SHE HAS SOME NEW SONGS JUST SO YOU KNOW) but i am currently trying to create some kind of Horrorcore Group (more along these lines than these ones [though i -do- love that song AND WHAT]). ideally i just want it to be some disgusting mass of like 8-15 fags and gurls wearing fucked up dresses covered in fake blood and yelling really vile shit obviously. "still in the works" "A CELEBRATION OF WOMBMOONHOOD"
WELL, i'm out of cigarettes so Time for Bed!!! enjoy the crustache that i have been growing out for over a month. THANKS GRANDPA |
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[Jun. 16th, 2009|11:54 am] |
WELL i was going to update this all friends-only with lots of EMOTIONS but really I am so over it it's not even FUNNY. also i can't find a job. here is some more about miss lady swamp pussy i am sure u are SO EXCITED!!!
i played a show with AIDS wolf, gay beast, and nervous system last wednesday, i wore this outfit and it was great!! i have also finally completed my CD-R, princess of puke:
tracklisting:
WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR
MY PUSSY ABHORS A VACUUM
DON'T MOTHERFUCKER
BLACK HOLE GUMS
LUV SONG
SIT ON MY FACE, FAGGOT
I DON'T CARE WHAT MY MOTHER SAYS (CIGARETTES, WEED, JAEGERMEISTER)
I'M TIRED OF FEELING GOOD
FUCK YOU DON'T TALK TO ME
THREW UP ON MY CAT
MY BOYFRIEND
SKINNY NAKED BOYS
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE
BONUS TRACKS:
HOLY CLANG-STORM (INSTRUMENTAL)
A SOUNDMAP OF THE RIVER STYX
MY PUSSY ABHORS A VACUUM (LIVE)
MY BOYFRIEND (LIVE)
CRUCIFY (TORI AMOS COVER)
if u are in montreal it is FIVE CANADIAN DOLLARS in person, if u live elsewhere in canada it is FIVE CANADIAN DOLLARS INCLUDING SHIPPING, if u live in the us and want a copy let me know and i will figure out what to charge you for shipping cuz i have to like put in yr address but it won't be super expensive (CONCEALED CASH PLS).
anyway after all that shameless WHORING i don't even know u guys!! i am in too good of a mood lately to make livejournal entries, i need to be all holed-up-in-my-room-for-three-months-wishing-i-was-dead to really ENGAGE here. |
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[May. 1st, 2009|01:03 am] |
here i am at age 15!!!
"Hello LiveJournal," I am at home with my mother who just got out of the hospital and drinking a Milwaukee's Best LEGALLY because I turned 21 a week ago. I feel weird and old and young because my family is basically all women with Strong Camp Personalities and they are all getting real emotional and they are all wrong SOMEHOW and I am too old to just be the Helpless Child in a "parent in the hospital" situation like I was with my dad but I am also too young to really "take charge" or "know what the hell to do" and well I'd go on about this but I am going to write a rock-opera about this entire experience tentatively called "Rust Belt Magnolias" and I don't want to spoil it (Alaska if you are reading this I AIN'T KIDDING, PUT ME ON TH' BILL!!!) Every time I come home I start up eating all Crazy which as U can see above has resulted in some Interesting Lifetime Weight Issues and anyway I can't wait to get back to Montreal. There is so much "DRAMA" in Western Pennsylvania and my constructed Folksy Persona can only hold out for like 10 more days (I have been here since the 20th). Hwat am I even saying, you guys. Please enjoy some photographs of my Teenage World that I found while "dealing with" my old old computer:
( Hi, I'm Roni Deutch )
If U know me I.R.L. please get ready for me to be back in th' city with thousands of hilarious but kind of sad Hospital Stories, if U can't deal with Hospital Stories well SORRY it ain't my fault that half your family isn't DEAD because when they are everything just has to become funny OKAY! HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!! |
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[Apr. 14th, 2009|02:51 pm] |
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was worried that there was no photographic record of this outfit! me on march 13th
Hey yawl. Today was the last day of classes for this semester (I certainly did not attend) and now I have a lot of shit to do for finals so that I do not fail each and every one of my classes, HWOOPS! However I am glad to have recently found out that even if i DO my grades will not dip low enough to have my work permit revoked. I really need a job and I want to work in a bathhouse again, honestly, except that when you start in a bathhouse they put you on graveyards and I refuse to do that AGAIN! Also even $12/hr after tips is kind of not that much considering how much LITERAL shit you clean up (though really I am not that bothered by other people's bodily fluids [besides blood], even without gloves on).
My new Mission Statement for Miss Lady Swamp Pussy can be summed up in these five phrases: DEATH SWISH / MENTAL REALNESS / LOW CAMP GOES TO FAT CAMP / GIRL POWER ELECTRONICS / SHOUTED WORD. I am writing two new songs and I am really excited about them as soon as I can figure out a few things. My friend Luey and I are going to make a fake riot grrrl band called Siamese Twins Connected at the Cunt that will just be us yelling over our friend Walter's drumming if we can get our shit together before she moves away FOREVER in may. "JUST SO PUMPED"
also i am playin on the 18th @ La Brique w/ THE HUMAN ATHLETE, INDIENSOCI, RICH TEXT, N LITTORAL,,, and i think i am playing another show on the 30th at 3 minots but we will have 2 see about that DETAILS 2 COME.
( two videos of me reading middle english, i don't know why either )
ANYWAY u guys what am I even talking about. |
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| Camping ([camping] with) Andrea Dworkin |
[Mar. 26th, 2009|03:57 am] |
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| | the moon lay hidden beneath a cloud (lol) | ] |
some thangz:
i did ma nails for like the third time ever/i want to drop out and be a Nail Technician:
one of my best friends wrote a really great article about Miss Lady Swamp Pussy for the school newspaper: http://www.mcgilldaily.com/article/18502--i-m-too-gay-to-have (i know it's pretty funny that someone i'm so close to wrote this but i din't ask her to or anything so WHAT EVER). i am playing a show at la brique on april 18th with some ppl, more details 2 come!! i really want to move further into my new concept of Girl Power Electronics w/ MLSP but i'm kinda BLOCKED at the moment.
i hate school, academia is bullshit but i'm still here ha ha ha blah blah blah i'm writing some dumb paper about exoticism in les lettres persanes which i might change to something else because i don't think anyone has really written too much about this because french ppl don't care about things that don't wear powdered wigs, why didn't i study something i still care about.
but really all in all i am in a good mood!!! i leave my apartment, don't drink every night, and summer is icumen in so everything will be O.K.
and FINALLY, i just don't get why Neo-Folk Whatever Ppl can't get that like yeah it's kool to be into white ppl stuff, like it's better to be all into medieval european christianity and prechristian shamanism-type stuff than goin out all plundering quetzalcoatl n shiva and shit,,, but like being into that doesn't mean u have to be a big racist dummy ? ? ? ? i just read some interview w/ alzbeth from the moon lay hidden beneath a cloud and aside from sounding like some marilyn manson/eminem/south park-ass "censorship" critic and having a really boring/stupid Spirituality, she went off on some weird tangent about rap music and jews and it's just like GOD get a clue lady1. i mean really neo-folk for me since i started listening to it has been right on the Tori Amos border, you know, where the appreciation is so Camped that you're only a few steps away from real Irony (which is for dumb straight ppl) but more and more i am just realizing that a lot of these people are just on some boring-ass White Supremacy/"Neo-Pagan" kinda shit and if they didn't make such good-sounding music i would never have bothered in the first place.
1and while i'm at it, not naming any of your songs is way more annoying than it is an interesting statement, especially considering that most of them are pretty clear-cut "songs" |
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