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[Jun. 16th, 2009|11:54 am] |
WELL i was going to update this all friends-only with lots of EMOTIONS but really I am so over it it's not even FUNNY. also i can't find a job. here is some more about miss lady swamp pussy i am sure u are SO EXCITED!!!
i played a show with AIDS wolf, gay beast, and nervous system last wednesday, i wore this outfit and it was great!! i have also finally completed my CD-R, princess of puke:
tracklisting:
WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR
MY PUSSY ABHORS A VACUUM
DON'T MOTHERFUCKER
BLACK HOLE GUMS
LUV SONG
SIT ON MY FACE, FAGGOT
I DON'T CARE WHAT MY MOTHER SAYS (CIGARETTES, WEED, JAEGERMEISTER)
I'M TIRED OF FEELING GOOD
FUCK YOU DON'T TALK TO ME
THREW UP ON MY CAT
MY BOYFRIEND
SKINNY NAKED BOYS
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE
BONUS TRACKS:
HOLY CLANG-STORM (INSTRUMENTAL)
A SOUNDMAP OF THE RIVER STYX
MY PUSSY ABHORS A VACUUM (LIVE)
MY BOYFRIEND (LIVE)
CRUCIFY (TORI AMOS COVER)
if u are in montreal it is FIVE CANADIAN DOLLARS in person, if u live elsewhere in canada it is FIVE CANADIAN DOLLARS INCLUDING SHIPPING, if u live in the us and want a copy let me know and i will figure out what to charge you for shipping cuz i have to like put in yr address but it won't be super expensive (CONCEALED CASH PLS).
anyway after all that shameless WHORING i don't even know u guys!! i am in too good of a mood lately to make livejournal entries, i need to be all holed-up-in-my-room-for-three-months-wishing-i-was-dead to really ENGAGE here. |
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[May. 1st, 2009|01:03 am] |
here i am at age 15!!!
"Hello LiveJournal," I am at home with my mother who just got out of the hospital and drinking a Milwaukee's Best LEGALLY because I turned 21 a week ago. I feel weird and old and young because my family is basically all women with Strong Camp Personalities and they are all getting real emotional and they are all wrong SOMEHOW and I am too old to just be the Helpless Child in a "parent in the hospital" situation like I was with my dad but I am also too young to really "take charge" or "know what the hell to do" and well I'd go on about this but I am going to write a rock-opera about this entire experience tentatively called "Rust Belt Magnolias" and I don't want to spoil it (Alaska if you are reading this I AIN'T KIDDING, PUT ME ON TH' BILL!!!) Every time I come home I start up eating all Crazy which as U can see above has resulted in some Interesting Lifetime Weight Issues and anyway I can't wait to get back to Montreal. There is so much "DRAMA" in Western Pennsylvania and my constructed Folksy Persona can only hold out for like 10 more days (I have been here since the 20th). Hwat am I even saying, you guys. Please enjoy some photographs of my Teenage World that I found while "dealing with" my old old computer:
( Hi, I'm Roni Deutch )
If U know me I.R.L. please get ready for me to be back in th' city with thousands of hilarious but kind of sad Hospital Stories, if U can't deal with Hospital Stories well SORRY it ain't my fault that half your family isn't DEAD because when they are everything just has to become funny OKAY! HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!! |
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[Apr. 14th, 2009|02:51 pm] |
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| | teddy and the frat girls - alophen baby | ] |
was worried that there was no photographic record of this outfit! me on march 13th
Hey yawl. Today was the last day of classes for this semester (I certainly did not attend) and now I have a lot of shit to do for finals so that I do not fail each and every one of my classes, HWOOPS! However I am glad to have recently found out that even if i DO my grades will not dip low enough to have my work permit revoked. I really need a job and I want to work in a bathhouse again, honestly, except that when you start in a bathhouse they put you on graveyards and I refuse to do that AGAIN! Also even $12/hr after tips is kind of not that much considering how much LITERAL shit you clean up (though really I am not that bothered by other people's bodily fluids [besides blood], even without gloves on).
My new Mission Statement for Miss Lady Swamp Pussy can be summed up in these five phrases: DEATH SWISH / MENTAL REALNESS / LOW CAMP GOES TO FAT CAMP / GIRL POWER ELECTRONICS / SHOUTED WORD. I am writing two new songs and I am really excited about them as soon as I can figure out a few things. My friend Luey and I are going to make a fake riot grrrl band called Siamese Twins Connected at the Cunt that will just be us yelling over our friend Walter's drumming if we can get our shit together before she moves away FOREVER in may. "JUST SO PUMPED"
also i am playin on the 18th @ La Brique w/ THE HUMAN ATHLETE, INDIENSOCI, RICH TEXT, N LITTORAL,,, and i think i am playing another show on the 30th at 3 minots but we will have 2 see about that DETAILS 2 COME.
( two videos of me reading middle english, i don't know why either )
ANYWAY u guys what am I even talking about. |
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[Mar. 26th, 2009|03:57 am] |
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| | the moon lay hidden beneath a cloud (lol) | ] |
some thangz:
i did ma nails for like the third time ever/i want to drop out and be a Nail Technician:
one of my best friends wrote a really great article about Miss Lady Swamp Pussy for the school newspaper: http://www.mcgilldaily.com/article/18502--i-m-too-gay-to-have (i know it's pretty funny that someone i'm so close to wrote this but i din't ask her to or anything so WHAT EVER). i am playing a show at la brique on april 18th with some ppl, more details 2 come!! i really want to move further into my new concept of Girl Power Electronics w/ MLSP but i'm kinda BLOCKED at the moment.
i hate school, academia is bullshit but i'm still here ha ha ha blah blah blah i'm writing some dumb paper about exoticism in les lettres persanes which i might change to something else because i don't think anyone has really written too much about this because french ppl don't care about things that don't wear powdered wigs, why didn't i study something i still care about.
but really all in all i am in a good mood!!! i leave my apartment, don't drink every night, and summer is icumen in so everything will be O.K.
and FINALLY, i just don't get why Neo-Folk Whatever Ppl can't get that like yeah it's kool to be into white ppl stuff, like it's better to be all into medieval european christianity and prechristian shamanism-type stuff than goin out all plundering quetzalcoatl n shiva and shit,,, but like being into that doesn't mean u have to be a big racist dummy ? ? ? ? i just read some interview w/ alzbeth from the moon lay hidden beneath a cloud and aside from sounding like some marilyn manson/eminem/south park-ass "censorship" critic and having a really boring/stupid Spirituality, she went off on some weird tangent about rap music and jews and it's just like GOD get a clue lady1. i mean really neo-folk for me since i started listening to it has been right on the Tori Amos border, you know, where the appreciation is so Camped that you're only a few steps away from real Irony (which is for dumb straight ppl) but more and more i am just realizing that a lot of these people are just on some boring-ass White Supremacy/"Neo-Pagan" kinda shit and if they didn't make such good-sounding music i would never have bothered in the first place.
1and while i'm at it, not naming any of your songs is way more annoying than it is an interesting statement, especially considering that most of them are pretty clear-cut "songs" |
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[Mar. 9th, 2009|01:51 pm] |
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"all i ever post about anymore"
so u guys i had two performances this weekend!! one on thursday at my school for this big McGill Art Event thing and then one last night for radical queer week and i think it went really well!!! i was really nervous i was going to forget my lines and i did in a few places but NO ONE WAS THE WISER.
here are some pictures and video one of my B.F.F.A.E.A.E.s David took of me last night!!:
i play again this friday night @ le chat des artistes for radical queer semaine's big-ass party!!! time 2 write some new songs. also i am really proud of myself because i wrote an english midterm on friday having not really read anything and having studied for about an hour, and i think i did really good. TH' BITCH IS BACK. |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2009|02:39 pm] |
Hello!!
I have 3 shows coming up in early march and I thought I would tell y'all about them so you can come see me Do Ma Thang.
March 5 @ McGill Fine Arts Council's Nuit Blanche - in the student lounge of the shatner building at 1:30 AM
March 8 @ le chat des artistes (2205 parthenais) for radical queer week - performance night w/ aïda cökenbalz, discosalope, and summer geraghty
March 13 @ le chat des artistes (2205 parthenais) for radical queer week - big party night!! "monster ball" w/ a bunch of ppl
as alwayz, check out http://www.myspace.com/missladyswamppssy for more detailed info!!
By the way, thank U all for ur commentary on my previous post that is friends-only cuz I'm perpetually embarrassed by myself. My current plan is 2 finish this dam B.A. (obviously), find some whatever job, and spend a few years workin on ma shit n blah blah blah and then if I feel an MFA is a good idea I will go for it and apply!!! |
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